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The Vault of Horror is VASTLY SUPERIOR to this film!


The Vault of Horror (1973) is VASTLY SUPERIOR to this film.

Here are some of the reasons why:

TFTC (1972) lets its plotlines drag on way longer than is necessary.

TVOH (1973) doesn't waste any screen-time letting its plotlines drag. Instead, it gets right to the point, as tales like this should.

TFTC (1972) is barely a horror. It's more like a general melodrama.

TVOH (1973) is chockful of horror content through and through (with a couple of exceptions, like the not-very-good insurance scam tale).

TFTC (1972) has very little horror action, and what little horror action that is present is impotent.

Impotency Cop-out I.e. #1: Undead Grimsdyke doesn't actually do anything, and the film fades to black just before he is about to do something.

Impotency Cop-out I.e #2: The psycho Santa doesn't actually do anything, except for massage the whore's shoulders for a few seconds (why does he even do that?...it makes no sense!), and then the film fades to black.

Impotency Cop-out I.e. #3: Other than bark, Shane doesn't actually do anything. Just before he is allegedly about to attack the major, the screen fades to black.

TVOH (1973) is chockful of gritty horror action which resulted in it being censored multiple times. 'Nuff said.

TFTC (1972)'s frame story has multiple plot holes.

Plothole I.e. #1: The film clearly states multiple times that the guy full of embalming fluid must live forever and can never die. Yet the film inexplicably contradicts itself by randomly fading to black and showing him dead in the CK's lair.

Plothole I.e. #2: Why would the CK have to lie to his prisoners? That is behavior consistent with a weakling, not with a powerful gatekeeper of Hell.

Plothole I.e. #3: Why would the prisoners forget that they died in the first place?

Plothole I.e. #4: Why are the non-living, supposedly metaphysical prisoners lumped together with physical,living human tourists at the start? That's mighty stupid storytelling.

Plothole I.e. #5: Why would the CK make prisoners wait around while he tells other prisoners' stories in front of them? He might as well take one prisoner into his lair at a time, tell that one prisoner his or her story, and then immediately send him or her to Hell. Taking multiple prisoners into his lair at once makes no sense as it is runs contrary to his purpose which is to get as many souls into Hell as he can.

Plothole I.e. #6: By taking prisoners into his lair in groups, the CK gives himself another problem: after the first prisoner falls into Hell, the others will refuse to leave his lair so as to avoid the same fate. Since the CK is a frail old fogey in this film, he obviously isn't going to physically force them into the pit. So, what of the prisoners who refuse to leave the lair? They could just hang out there with the CK forever. So why wouldn't they? It's better than Hell.

TVOH (1973's) frame story has one plothole too (one guy suddenly & randomly knows what is happening at the end, even though he didn't know for the rest of the film), but that's still a lot less significant than the multitude of plotholes from TFTC (1972).

TFTC (1972) doesn't feel like EC comics at all (this ties into the earlier point about TFTC (1972) being far more of a melodrama than a horror).

TVOH (1973) feels exactly like EC comics, except for the British accents.

In sum, TFTC (1972) is much worse than TVOH (1973). For TVOH (1973) to have less acclaim and lower ratings is absurd.

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Eep! I think you're being a little harsh on one of the best horror films of the 1970's. I love TFTC and I agree there shoould have been more images of actual horror. It would have been more in keeping with its source material, EC comics. They were unashamedly gruesome!

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Well, I like both films but I have to say I prefer Tales From the Crypt just a little bit more. I think the wraparound segment and the stories themselves are a lot better. And also it has more memories attached to it. It's my favorite anthology horror movie and I make it a point to watch it every December because of the Christmas story.

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I like them both. But granted I like it out of nostalgia, not critique. The other day I turned on TFTC, but what I meant to watch was TVOH. I get the two mixed up.

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I disagree. I liked both but most of Vault of Horror's stories just weren't as scary to me. Like the one about the Obsessive Compulsive guy who goes ballistic when his wife doesn't put things in what he thinks is the right order. That was hilarious! But not scary. Also I thought the one about the guys trying to bury a guy to pull a prank was dumb. The Voo Doo one was scary but that's the only one. Also I thought the scene at the end of Tales from the Crypt where they jump into the pits of Hell was better than the one in Vault of horror where they just walk into a grave yard.

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TFTC scared the shit out of me when I saw it age 10 at the theater in 1972
Loved all the episodes but the Xmas story stuck with me to this day
I need to view VOH someday

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I don't agree. I actually think Vault of Horror is, if anything, one of the weakest of the Amicus anthology films. The framing structure is slackly acted and directed, poorly scripted, and lacking in any atmosphere. I feel Tales from the Crypt (TftC) is the only one of the Amicus anthology films, that came close to completely working, but even in TftC there are weak spots. If you could take the framing device of Dr. Terror (or Asylum) and put all of the TftC stories into, but replacing "Wish You Were Here" from Crypt with "The Weird Taylor" from Asylum... THEN you would have a perfect, or close to perfect, horror anthology film. If you want a perfect anthology film you'll need to watch Dead of Night of Kwaidan.

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I love them both equally. My biggest gripe is that Amicus never made a Haunt Of Fear movie to top the series off

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Tales from the Crypt (1972) - 7/10
The Vault of Horror (1973) - 6/10

How would OP know in what accent comic book characters spoke? In general, of course. Dave Sim of Cerebus "fame" had a knack for phoneticizing accents.

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