peppermint patty is pretty slutty

She's not slutty, she's just desperate, because she never gets any, because she looks and sounds like male, and is aggressive and violent.

When has she ever boiled bunnies??

Also, it's not bestiality if you think the animal is actually a human.

Also also, there's nothing sexual going on between her and Snoopy, Patricia simply thinks Snoopy is a 'weird, big-nosed kid', because Charlie is too wishy-washy and scared to tell her that Snoopy is actually a dog, and because Snoopy became a very 'unrealistic dog' as the comic went along - can you believe Snoopy started off as a regular dog?