About the Rabbits


You people do not to to which the extent of your critisism goes. Why do you poke fun? Why do you jeer? Is it because the premise seems ridiculous? Yes, I suppose it would to ignorant, two legged, large creatures such as yourselves. The rabbits seem laughable. Don't they? They could never be vicious, they could never be mean. No, they are just there for you to pet and feed and for your children to traumatize with their grubby little hands picking them up all the time. The rabbits seem harmless. The rabbits seem weak. But oh, you buffoons have no idea. You have no clue what you say, and you do not know what you think. The rabbits are listening. The rabbits are crafty and clever, and they forget nothing. Soon now is the time when the rabbits will be patient no more, when they have had enough of your thick tongues and grubby hands. And you, dear long-legged, clumsy reader, will have no one to turn to when the rabbits come for you. The rabbits will have their revenge, the rabbits will teach you a lesson, the rabbits will bury you, and I do mean all of you. There will be no mercy, for just by being on this board and critisizing the rabbits, you have enlisted yourself in the ranks of the damned. There may be a chance for redemption, if you act quickly. So the rabbits have commanded me to deliver, and so you HAVE been warned.

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Are you f'ing crazy? The squirrels told me that if the rabbits ever try anything like that they will kick their butts all the way to China.

"We can't stop here. This is bat country!"

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Yeah, Conker was gonna help out, but he's a little caught up with the Tediz.


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Shouldn't you be teaching the girls about their monthly?

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Wizard, you need to either increase your meds or cut them in half; I'm not sure which.

"That object you're tracking isn't a large asteroid; its a very large spacecraft."

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I too worship the rabbit, and welcome our new bunny overlords.

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all hail the lapine commanders! surrender to them or they'll pee on your carpet

'... impersonating a cleric of the Church of England... '

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Hey, giant killer rabbits are cool in my book. I give the proper respect to my hopping brothers. Especially the ones that carry a lucky human foot charm.

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I knew a big strong marine who was severely phobic of rabbits. He would cry if he even saw a plush rabbit.

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That's bad.

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Dude that sounds wierd and confusing lol.

I need about tree-fiddy.

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Contingency plans have already been drawn up in the form of a forty foot clone of Mr MacGregor- the grumpy gardener from Beatirx Potter's Peter Rabbit.

Good old Mr MacGregor could spot these cunning creatures getting their hands on his lettuces at fifty paces.

The forty foot Mr MacGregor will deal with them with his giant mega spade.

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The forty foot Mr. MacGregor clone will crash to the ground as the giant Bugs Bunny transformer fires huge banana peels near its feet! He will stand victorious over the wretched gardener and shout triumphantly: "WHATS UP DOC!"

If you try to fail, and succeed, what did you just do?

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Those Wascally Wabbits will be the ruin of us all.
Anya on "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" was right in her fear of rabbits.

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<<(When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.)>>

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