opening credits

you miss the subtitles on these older macabre releases, as well as the pop up commentary ofcourse, the opening credits to this feels for a moment it's gonna take up most of the movie, as it continues you only wish they had spent as much effort on dubbing as they did fake blood, it's like they're not even trying, lips move two seconds after dialouge done and so on, and i can't manage to grab a hold of a plot really, just predictable violence from start to finish, other flicks in the collection atleast have something of one sort or another to offer, but this is among the most pointless movies i've seen. as for the hosting, i've never seen anyone look that good in a chefs hat, spoiler, this is however the only movie i've seen where dracula kills himself, i don't blame him after being in this movie.


a dark cloud covered the sky, a changing wind came blowin into town,
women put on suits, cut the hair and dropped the linen,
in the town where women were not allowed to be women,
i thought i walked in a funeral parlour,
but the graveyard is six feet down the block,
charm and warmth here far gone,
and i got to the town gates unlock,
look, we didn't ask for the village of stepford wives,
but someone a bit more feminine than the paperboy would be nice,
ladies all proper and uptight,
like someone decided to program a robot at this time,
if you want things to be equal, that's fine,
but ladies please, throw some paint and lipstick on for a change of sight,
next door neighbor bob tried to take on your part but it didn't feel right,
look i'm not trying to make a statement or any cold emotions bringin,
but i got to leave this town, to where women are allowed to be women.