Funniest Quotes

I like the segment that starts out with a man and woman having a casual conversation. Tony Randall, as the guy's Brain Control, says what the guy is thinking, to wit, "I wonder if we'll have intercourse." The woman says, "I'm a student at NYU," to which Randall replies, "I think we'll have intercourse." Which they do. The Woodman makes an appearance as a sperm. Very funny.

I loved the on in the Tit segment when the scientist says: "It was I who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and going into politics".

I also really love the one from the sheep segment where the doctor is talking very seriously to daisy the sheep from across the table and he says "We can get through this together, I'll get a job, I'll pull through...if you're willing to stick by me".

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First segment, when Woody jousts the lock off the queen's chastity belt-
"Beaver shooting."

"Wanna go to the dump and shoot some rats?"

"This man is having sexual intercourse with a large rye bread."

"We're missing her ear and blowing into her nose"

haha i think my fave is in the giant boob section when the boob first comes out and woody goes :

"Look, it looks angry, the nipple is getting erect!"

haha theres so many funny moments in that movie tho, def one of the funniest movies ever.

At one point, Gene Wilder is talking to the sheep and says something like, "I know this seems crazy.....you, from the hills of Armenia..." implying that the relationship's main flaw was cultural dischord.