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The writers really love Nicola


She should have died in the fire the writers need to stop making her worthwhile, her best days (if any) are long gone.

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If any, indeed. Since I started watching it, she's been nothing short of a pain in the ass.

She is Ms Fast Forward Extraordinaire.

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Now running the sweet factory like a tinpot dictator on moody coke. Negotiating contracts, demanding coffee of a certain quality and binning it (literally) if it doesn't meet her requirements, condescendingly referring to Priya as her 'PA'. What the hell is wrong with all the Sharmas that they don't throw her the heck out?

It's no big bollix what she's blackmailing them with. She has no hard proof that it was Rakesh's arson. And if she were eventually to go to the cops it's a case of why has she withheld evidence that she never had in the first rotten place anyway, if you see what I mean. And if she does have evidence she'd get done for not coming forward before with it, eh, or indirectly perverting the course of justice or hindering police enquiries or some such Dixon of Dock Green bollix law. She has nothing.

Priya should have thrown the scalding cup of coffee over her hideous excuse for a face, rammed the phone receiver as far up her precious arse hole as possible and kicked her screaming ass all the way to the milling barn, there to be buried beneath two tonnes of dry grain, never to be seen, heard or talked about again. Ever.

I can't stand her.

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