Made of straw?
...thank goodness. Croft can't harm them.
shareI love you, Dazed.
The problem is, straw dogs can’t piss on his leg. But they could serve as kindling for human combustion.
Not for nothing, a fine movie; even the remake. Ah, but a Wicker Man remake, with croft as the guest of honor, so to speak, and with the ignition carried by a doggy, a bunny, or both . . . !