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Reasons to dislike Dave Garver....

posted 10 years ago by anfinke
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1) He was a poor, pathetic bastard.

2) He wasn't even good in bed.

3) He was a Buster Blue Eyes.

4) He wasted a perfectly good hot pastrami sandwich.

5) He kept Evelyn on his back.

6) He didn't check his messages.

7) Not only was he a bastard, but a tasteless bastard.

8) He made Evelyn lose her appetite.

9) He was nothing.

10) His eyes were cold.

11) He made Evelyn wait around in her whore outfit.

12) He didn't "flip" when he saw her brand new lounging pajamas.

13) He would pretend he didn't love her.

14) He never told Evelyn he loved her.

[–] grahamharley 10 years ago

Reasons to dislike your post

1) it's crap

[–] WalkAwayRenee 10 years ago

Reasons to dislike grahamharley

1)Apparently has no sense of humor whatsoever
2)Is probably not only a poor pathetic bastard, but also a mama's boy
3)Is right now eating Cheetos and leaving orange Cheeto stains on his junk as he fantasizes about Jessica Walter doing him
4)Wishes he knew the number to that radio station so he could request some Mantovani
5)Hangs around IMDb being an a**hole to other people instead of posting something about the movie

[–] corinnacarpenter 10 years ago

Put your trust in the Lord. Your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

[–] zachanscom 10 years ago

no, he's right. that post sucked. people need to take a hard line against crap like that.

having a sense of humor=/=being an easily amused dumbass, which you seem to be.

[–] WalkAwayRenee 10 years ago

Hey, it's graham's brother. Why don't you both hit the showers and clean off those Cheeto stains. And while you're at it, don't take life so seriously. I mean, really? So you can't afford to move out of your parents' basement. Don't take it out on everyone else. You'll get better jobs soon.

[–] Ashman86 10 years ago

Hahaha 'Buster Blue Eyes'

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[–] fiatlux-1 10 years ago

15. Dave can't speak above a whisper.

16. He never wanted to share his Cokes with Evelyn.

"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."

[–] mjack421 10 years ago

17. His nostrils flare out into little wings when he's mad.

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[–] aasoloway 9 years ago

#7 made me laugh out loud.

[–] WVfilmfem 9 years ago

This film is on TV right now. Thanks for the funnies.

[–] aasoloway 9 years ago

Make that #17...

[–] dhmason6155 8 years ago

Cheeto Stains!😄

We got a job.
What kind?
...The Forever Kind.

[–] laurieann74 7 years ago

anfinke, I liked your post. I thought it was funny, especially about the lounging pajamas!

[–] Washingtonnative (2613) 7 years ago

Wasted a good hot pastrami sandwich. That is a major red flag there. I'd never do that!