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I have an awful feeling we're not going to get our fees on this job.

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You're a big man, but you're out of shape!

You are entitled to my opinion, whether you want it or not!!

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With me its a full time job, now behave yourself

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CARTER! THAT'S MY NAME!

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It's pretty bloody funny!

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Do you know...I'd almost forgotten what your eyes look like...they're still the same...p!ss holes in the snow.


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That'll be for me!



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"Come on Jack, put it away. You know you're not going to use it."

"The gun he means!"

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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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"Slags like your Sandra can get away with it....[punch]...Can't they?....The Doreen's of this world can't...[punch]..can they?"

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Do you want to go to the toilet Albert

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