More guns make us safer!
!!! LOL !!!
"More guns make us safer!" That's the voice of the gun industry, and the NRA leadership. And if you're saying it-- and, G-d forbid, MEANING it-- then they're using you as their puppet.
"More guns make us safer!" That's also the voice of the gun itself: "I want us to procreate and multiply ENDLESSLY, until we far outnumber people! Until there are even more of us than ants and cockroaches! The world will be OURS! Those fool humans-- they keep using US to reduce their population, and soon WE will rule! We're like a parasite, like the monster from 'Alien'-- we get inside their heads, and soon they become willing to die in order to protect US! What
suckers!"
How do we solve hunger? "More guns!" Poverty? "More guns!" Cancer? "More guns!" Mental illness? "More guns!" Erectile dysfunction? "More guns!" But what about-- "More guns!" But-- "
More guns more more more MORE!!!"
If guns were not penis substitutes, there would be FAR fewer obsessed gun-lovers.
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