Sloooooooowwwwww...

-- as well as sloppy, stilted, incoherent and finally just flat-out boring.

And no, I do not require razzmatazz and a breathless pace to hold my interest. For example, I dig the hell out of ROSEMARY'S BABY, THE WICKER MAN, and THE OMEN. All great films and not exactly roller coaster rides.

But they all make sense and have well-constructed and compelling screenplays.

This film was garbage.