I love how Archie pronounces words
Especially the word toilet, "terlit!"
shareGoil for girl.
X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.
My favorite is "groinocologist."
shareThat's a great one. "Hemaglobins and shemaglobins".
RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Robert Vaughn
Richard E. Nixon
Fred McMahon
Lincoln Contirentals
Miss Clamchowder
My job is to inform, not persuade- Dan Rather
I love his names for famous people
Gloria Steinway
Phyllis Shoofly
Myles Sandwich
Trampaloon - trampoline
Assiatic Nerve - Sciatic nerve
Last will and tenatcle - Last will and testament
Your future's all used up.
"You know when you do something for somebody, and they do something for you. It's whatyacall washin hands." Lol.
RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Robert Vaughn
The peace of resistance
As you people say "Shi-boom" (Shalom)
"Present company suspected".
"Talk to George Meany, head o' the UFO-CIA".
"You offend a colored guy, he'll run right to the N-C-double A-P-P".
When they were gonna eat horse meat:
"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse."
RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Robert Vaughn
"No intense offended, there".
shareI like when he's counting the boobs or maybe eyes on that painting by Sabo.
RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Robert Vaughn
"How come he give her three o' them?".
The Stivics tell him that's how Szabo saw her.
"He must a been blasted out of his mind when he saw her".
Funny.
RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. 2016 is the worst!
No wonder we never saw Szabo again, after Archie talked Mike into being distrustful and yelling at Szabo over the phone, thinking Gloria was still there undressed, only to have Gloria walk in at the same moment.
shareI would've loved to seen her undressed at that time. Yummy.
RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. 2016 is the worst!
pillow of salt
vertizontal
qualifidations
July the 4th
A-rabs
The YWCA
Salivation Army
ipso fatso
"The whole world's turnin into a regular Sodom and Guacamora".
share"It's like when Able killed his brother with a cane." Lol.
RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!
"Lincoln was shot while sittin in John Wilkes' booth".
shareIt's hysterical every times he does that.
RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!
His misunderstandings are hilarious.
At the airport in California, Stephanie tells him "I think I just saw John Travolta". Archie then tells her "Kiddo, we're in California. You're not gonna be seein any o' your little school chums".
Lol! Hysterical.
RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!
If only every Stephanie scene was that humorous. Most of the episodes focusing on her were almost totally devoid of humor (her appendectomy, her stealing things, Archie finding out she's Jewish, etc...).
shareHer stealing things was alright. Archie threatening to belt her was funny.
RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!
The rest of that episode was meh.
shareI guess so. I have a good line.
Archie: You gotta grab the bull by the corns
RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!
and heave ho!
shareI used to have a HUGE list at IMDb of Archie-isms, but that post is long gone. Checked and it's not here either. :/ I watched the whole series and made a list of all his mangled words and the words/expressions he actually meant to say.
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