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The Longest Kiss wasn't that bad


I've read a smattering of negative comments on here about so I re-watched it. Agreed that Mike and Gloria fighting was over the top, but overall it worked for me. Edith was really funny in it, and the Jeffersons were good too.

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I'm sure there definitely worst episodes than that including the entire 9th season! And I can definitely admit I'd rather watch that episode than do other things like having a root canal, laying in middle of a busy highway, watch the complete entire series of The Adventures Of Ozzie and Harriet, swim in shark infested water, sitting through a complete Yoko Ono concert, playing Russian roulette with an automatic, etc. As I've mentioned before, I thought the episode was dull really no plot. It just seemed like they were just trying to find ways to waste twenty plus minutes until we get Archie to make his big return at the end...

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I blame that episode on the producers. Evidently they busted O'Connor's balls for winning his "strike" by giving him as little air time as possible on his return, leaving the bulk of the episode to the others.
The Jeffersons livened things up for sure.
Lol. Your description of self-torture would apply to me also, only in regards to sitting through other TV shows (a good number of them).

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The jury is still out on whether or not that's the worst episode. I haven't compiled an actual top rank or bottom rank list. I've actually tried a few times over the years and I've always often change my decision on which episode is higher/lower than the other. Some are always consistent as far as which are good and which are bad though...

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There definitely isn't much going in with it.
Maybe if Archie had been declared missing again on his way home would've livened things up a little, before finally showing up at the door at the end.

I don't think it's any worse than the Cousin Roy episode. Or the Baby Shower episode.

Sorry CJ, but I still think the Billy Crystal episode is better than any of the above (but not by much).

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At least New Years Wedding had an actual plot as opposed to Longest Kiss. Another three would be Archie Finds A Friend, Love Comes To The Butcher, and Love By Appointment...


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Love By Appontment is pretty drab, but is better than the previous ones mentioned.

The Butcher and Archie Finds a Friend seem like passable season nine episodes. Archie's humorous approach to the guest stars make those two superior to the others mentioned.

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Billy Crystal one is still the least favorite to me. Though, the Baby Shower one I can hardly remember, so.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. 2016 is the worst!

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The Billy Crystal one has a couple of redeeming qualities. You can't say it's boring. The old baby-sitter was kinda funny. I love the story Trudy's mother told about how she and her husband drove up to visit the Bunkers a couple of times - whenever they rang the bell, she saw the curtains move a little, then the lights went out.
The episode is bottom of the barrel to be sure, but there are a few below it.

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There's always the scene where Mike grabs Gloria's ass...

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Should've done it more often. Maybe from the front?

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They all did.

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I wonder what made them start shaving in the first place.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Gross. I prefer hairless.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Thirty years ago it was quite rare.

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Oh, I know. But, now it's the most common thing and I love it.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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You included?

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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I grew up with it, so it wouldn't bother me too much. Probably would only experience it with foreign chicks, most likely Japanese.

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Some of them are hot. Lucy Liu, for example.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Does she own an industrial strength Lady Gillette?

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I demand proof! Lol.

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I'm not sure she's been bottomless anywhere. Topless, for sure.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Wasn't she on the Charlie's Angels movie?

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Yeah. But not naked. Lol.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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I saw that movie, on cable many years ago. But I think that's all I've seen her on. But I don't watch many movies anyway.

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She's been in the show Elementary for a few years now.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Lol. I've never heard of it.

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Man. You need to watch more tv or something. I don't watch Elementary, but I'm certainly aware of it through commercials and such.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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I didn't have cable at my brother's place, but I was only there a few months. I probably did see the commercials if it's been on for years, I just don't recall it. Commercial breaks aren't something that mesmerizes me anyway. I know her name from probably movie trailers on TV.

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http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=lucy+liu+sexy&FORM=HDRSC2&adlt=strict


Sexy, huh?

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Quite whackable.

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I don't think it would affect her brains...her picture, maybe...lol.

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Not her picture. Her. Lol. If only. Think she's a shaver?

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Most likely. Beavers don't normally live up to their name these days.

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Not a celebrity especially. Smooth as silk, I bet.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Just as long as their chests aren't also.

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Come on. Have you ever seen hairy boobs?

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Lol!
I meant "smooth" chests, as in A- size.
But as far as hairy, I haven't seen Oprah naked, have you?

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Which was probably why she was picked to play that androgynous alien on The Next Generation.

Jenny Willis was another one. She (the actress) had a topless scene in s (I believe) "Blackula" movie and they were barely more than just a couple of nipples.

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The Outcast was the name of that Next Generation episode. A very good one. And I've been saying the same thing for years.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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A more prominent one is Lindsay Wagner. My father would comment on the lack of jiggle when Jaime Sommers would be running. Imagine Farrah in that role, as Lee Majors had wanted?

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Mmmmm. Farrahhad some tremendous tits. And her nipples were huge.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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I imagine she'd get black eyes if she ran bra-less.

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I remember when I first saw her Playboy pics. Her nipples were the size of golf balls. I'd chew on them something fierce.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Somewhere on That 70s Show they had her famous poster with the nips. That poster was all over the place back then, and deservedly so.

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Absolutely gorgeous she was.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Too bad I didn't watch her show, although she quit after the first season anyway.

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And she's STILL the most popular cast member.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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She probably is. Unfortunately it was an Aaron Spelling show, so it was cheesier than a French cafe, which was why I only saw it a couple of times (during its original run), and it was probably up against a show I liked better.

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Oh, no doubt about it. One year on the show, and most famous cast member. I couldn't even name the other girls.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Well, that's easy. It was discussed frequently everywhere I turned at the time.

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The other girls? So go ahead.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Kate Jackson and Jacklyn Smith were like the Moe and Larrys; they had revolving Curlys as I remember. Farrah was the first. Cheryl Ladd was one, probably the second.

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I recognize the names now that you mentioned them. But, not on the level of Farrah. I wonder why she left after only one season?

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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I forget the story, so I had to look it up. Farrah wanted a movie career.

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A lot of good that did. Almost as bad as Shelley Long leaving Cheers. At least she stayed 5 years.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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Farrah did have one acclaimed movie role, even though it was a TV movie - "The Burning Bed".
How'd Shelley Long do? Miserably, I take it.

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Not necessarily. She had a bright spot as well. She was in The Brady Bunch Movie and it's sequel.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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I forgot she was in those. But she quit Cheers just for that?

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Well, no. That wasn't until like 7 years after Cheers ended. More, maybe. Meanwhile, she was making flops like Troop Beverly Hills.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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She should've pushed for a "Caveman" sequel. I liked her in that (maybe because she didn't say much - lol).

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She was sexy in Night Shift as well. But that was right before Cheers too.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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I think I saw that, but it was so long ago I'd never remember she was in it.

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In a tight shirt and panties. Sexy. She played a prostitute.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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I'd never remember. "Caveman" I saw at the movies, then two or three times on movie channels after I was introduced to Cheers.

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Seek it out. Great movie. Ron Howard directed Henry Winkler and Michael Keaton in his first movie roll. Hilarious.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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I did see it on a movie channel back in the '80s.

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Very funny. Richard Belzer and Joe Spinell have bit parts, and Kevin Costner's first anything.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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Belzer and Spinell I've heard of, but I can't place them.

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Richard Belzer was in Scarface as the club comedian and Homicide Life on the Street and most famously Law & Order SVU for 13 years and Joe Spinell was in Godfather and Godfather 2 and most famously Rocky and Rocky II as Gazzo the loan shark.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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I think I have seen Belzer doing stand up on Comedy Central. Don't recall the Tony Gazzo character on Rocky, although the name Joe Spinell does sound familiar.

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He was also in a horror movie I can't remember the name of, Spinell. The godfather of one of Sly's kids too.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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Is have to see Rocky again, which isn't a bad thing.

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Yup. He's very good.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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After I finish AITF and ABP I'm going to need things to watch. It'll be time to start borrowing things from my brother, and he has the Rockys.

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Too bad we won't be in touch then. :(

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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A recent poster mentioned an AITF Facebook site.

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I thought you said you don't have or at least care for Facebook?

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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I don't care for the gossip column aspect of it, but I might be interested in an AITF site.

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I'm apart of a few fan sites on facebook. It's nice.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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Great job, IMDB.

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It's the trolls, and doppelgangers that did it.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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Someone on another board believes IMDB is giving up because of the other forms of social media like Facebook.

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Nah. Trolls and doppelgangers.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Barbara Hale. You were great in Perry Mason. RIP William Christopher.

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Well, maybe they'll realize getting rid of it was a mistake and bring it back.

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