Wizard of Bore


I was ready to drive a spike through my own head after about ten minutes. There certainly exist amateur horror films that can be inventive and depraved and quite fun, but I wouldn't consider this amateur. It's several steps below amateur.

It would be hilarious if only it didn't remind viewers of the tragic depths of human stupidity.

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Not as dull and idiotic as the Passion of the Christ.

"What is the sound an imploding pimp makes?"
Alonso Semple McFlondheim

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I found the general air of pervasive lethargy to be a principal part of this flick's distinctly cruddy charm.

"We're all part Shatner/And part James Dean/Part Warren Oates/And Steven McQueen"

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Ten minutes, yeah, that seems like a reasonable amount of viewing time to judge an entire movie.

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There is a lack of energy and creativity to this film.

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I was falling asleep the pacing was worse than awful.

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Even if you hate Uwe Boll, give Postal a try, be offended or entertained.

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I thought this was really good, it was really creepy and ahd a disturbing air to it.

Now days people think just b/c a movie is filled with all sorts of CGI and computer generated effects that it sucks.

Question your prejudices.

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Have to agree with OP.
Steaming dung awful-only highlight is the gorgeous Judy Cler

Hey Witchdoctor, give us the magic words.
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