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no memorable quotes?!

posted 15 years ago by joshua_carpino
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yeah,i know i could put some up my self,i just can't believe no one else has.this film is wall to wall with them.

"if he smoked pot he'd get there faster", lol! and that was his son!

"Move out n**er" (various phone calls)

"That's an old wives' tale." (after~um~checking himself)

"There are no atheists in this shower."~when he's praying to God to change him back

"Voodoo Without Killing Chickens"~the book from the library

I'm watching it right now!

~~MystMoontsruck~~

[–] brownsapplianceservi-1 14 years ago

"Ohhh beans, if it was a white stranger who came out of that shower you would have humped him."

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[–] dengeist 14 years ago

"AHHHHHHHH! A Negro!.....should I hide the money?!"

Dear Vorenus, I don't **** your wife.

-Erinne "Rome"

[–] seductivekisses 13 years ago

Jeff saying, "You know what I would look like with blond hair, like a grilled cheese sandwich."

Jeff saying to the next door neighbor "I wish you could tell my wife the brand (referring to detergent) because there are things in our house that really need whitening".

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[–] seductivekisses 13 years ago

Althea saying,"I promised the kids I'd let them watch you run out the house" and then Jeff saying, "Did you promise them they could watch the cross burn on the front lawn".

[–] jones7418 13 years ago

Jeff, disgusted at all the chemical whitening products he bought that didn't deliver as promised, pushes them aside and yells, "These things don't work! No wonder Negroes riot!"

[–] drtturner 11 years ago

1. Blonde German Well go ahead. I want you to hit
me with your sword.

2. Cop - He stole something. We don't know what yet.

[–] I_am_RenegadeX 10 years ago

When Gerber first enters his office at the beginning of the film:

Gerber Hello there, Erica, you gorgeous hunk of Sweden!
Erica: (annoyed) Nor-vay!
Gerber: Nor-vay, Sve-den, what difference does it make? As long as you're a blonde! (squeezes her ass).. Are you?! -- just curious! -- I mean, how many girls are really blonde all the way? Collars AND cuffs! Hahahahmmm!
Erica: Excuse me Mr. Gerber, but I must get back to my desk.
Gerber: A dollar if you walk past and stop short! Two dollars if you trot! Five dollars if you run! And ten dollars if you're really a blonde! Hahahahmmm!
Mr. Townsend: Gerber, in here!
Gerber (to Mr. Townsend): Yes sir, Mr. Townsend!
Gerber (to Erica): And fifty dollars if you're a fella!

[–] sansradio 10 years ago

Same scene but earlier:

Gerber: Sluts, sluts, all of you SLUTS! Next thing you know, you'll be smoking cigarettes!

Helga, I'm not mad at you; I'm mad at the dirt.