Santas wife - Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970) Discussion

Oh and he is just as svelt? Get with it Santa and Mrs Claus and fat and jolly DUH

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Yeah, Jessica is hot when she first appeared as a young, skinny woman but I didn't care that she turned into Mrs. Claus; that didn't matter to me.

"FUEL INJECTION!"-Freddy Krueger

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[–] JR541 17 years ago

Was her hair still red? I remember it as being gray at that point. I could be wrong.

He's taking the knife out of the Cheese!
Do you think he wants some cheese?

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[–] Error_PC_LOAD_LETTER 17 years ago

Oddly enough, around the year 2000 I saw a "Mrs. Claus" figurine in a catalogue (such as a Lennox but I forget which one).

Santa's wife was silver/white haired and upper middle aged, but still Scandinavian cookie-making, and gorgeous -- one of the most attractive Mrs. Clauses I've seen.

Never could stand depictions of Mrs. Claus that made you think she was about to make you eat your lumpy grey potatoes or she'd hit you over the head with a rolling pin.

And 'cause' never was the reason for the evening,
--Or the Tropic of Sir Galahad.

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[–] stevenackerman69 16 years ago

Well, what about Santa? I guess all the milk and cookies went to his stomach. He also apparently lost some hair.

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[–] Samurai_Joe_Marshall 16 years ago

LOL! Yeah, it actually kinda depressed me.

She's young, attractive, innocent and sweet looking, with long, bashful eyelashes, and then it fades out. A few years later she's 300 lbs., with gray hair and bags under her eyes. It's kinda sad, but strangely amusing.

"Visits? That would indicate visitors!"

~~ Plan 9 From Outer Space

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[–] allknowingbroad 16 years ago

I've always wondered why she had a veil but no coat!!!

And the Oscar goes to...CLEAVER!!!

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[–] hinnman1 16 years ago

The first thing I thought was what a rack to put on this puppet.

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[–] sjbradford 16 years ago

She does have a huge rack and a tiny waist - my sister always used to complain that her proportions were completely unrealistic.

Jessica's also a complete moron - she's spouting the Meisterburger party line like a true believer, then changes her mind in about 30 seconds. Oh well - God doesn't give with both hands, I guess.

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[–] rship1 16 years ago

Did you also notice that after she gets fat is when Santa decides to make sure he is out of the house every year on their anniversary? Oh sure, it's neatly explained away by narration as they both chose it because it is 'The Holiest Night of the Year', but in the show, it's Jessica's & Kris' wedding anniversary - perhaps there was some madness to Kris' method. Maybe, just maybe, if Jessica kept her figure, then Tommie Connor may have never seen Mommy with Kris Kringle under the mistletoe and he would never have penned the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

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[–] ekos_geezuzstick 15 years ago

Ya I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed how much they let themselves go, its like what the hell? On the other hand its just the two them and some dwarfs and a couple old people in the artic its not like its a miss america pagent or something. They could build a treadmill or something before the heart damage sets in.

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[–] hightp 11 years ago

I had always figured they gained weight becasue they moved to the North Pole. They needed the extra poundage to keep warm up there.

He who fights and runs away, lives to run away again!

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[–] pioneergrrrl 11 years ago

Hey, that's a good idea. People need to stay warm in the winter. And kudos to Santa for loving all sizes of women.

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[–] Lunchbox-3 11 years ago

The Kringles raised kids on hot chocolate. That's why Kris got chubby. I guess he got his wife hooked on it also.

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[–] RbDeraj 7 years ago

Yeah those two both bloomed out quick after their wedding. 

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