Funny Lines

"My God my children!"
"Murray has the key!"
"Did you hear that? At 9 o'clock we'll be circling over the Four Seasons."
"Eee-er, we'll be hap-eir in New York."
"Oh my God we're being kidnapped!"

I could go on and on..love this movie

If Mama Cass had handed that ham sandwich to Karen Carpenter two lives might have been saved

Gwen: "George, what we need now are hope and courage."
George: "What I need is a barber and a dentist!"

"You mean the children won't be able to get any milk?"



If it is not in the frame, it does not exist!

"Give him your broken heel to play with."

GEORGE: My wife will have the peanut butter on white bread sandwich, and I'll have the crackers and olives.
WAITER: Will that be separate tickets?
GEORGE (a beat): No, I'll pay the whole thing.

George: "I won't need praying at 2 o'clock."


Gwen: "It's not possible to get hot food in ten minutes. It'll be at least two hours. There's a convention in the hotel.
George: "Well, I hope it's morticians, because I'm going to kill somebody."

The funniest line by far was "you mean to tell me I was mugged while I was sleeping" lollllllll

He helping me not get excited, he's not helping me get my bags.

Or

You didn't see them come out?
I wasnt here, my wife didn't see them come out.