Favorite silly lines?


First, I LOVE this movie. I love the cheesiness and camp of it all, and I love the series (which my mom wouldn't let me watch as a child because I'd get too scared). But it does have some silly lines, whether because of writing or acting. I thought I'd share a couple and see if anyone else has some:

Todd Blake in the scene with Carolyn & Elizabeth when he's describing where he's been looking for David:

"I even drove down the back ROAD!"

Barnabas at the party when he first sees Maggie:

"Let me get you some punch, Carolyn."

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"I can't do anything. Maggie, can I get you a glass of water?" - Willie

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Sorry, but none of the lines you guys quoted are "silly." They work within the context of the story perfectly.

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Soooooo...you're just criticizing and not offering anything to the conversation.

Maybe it's not the words but the way they're said.

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Sooooo...you're saying lines are silly when they're not, and you're accusing me of "just criticizing?" Whoa.

Truth of the matter is, none of the lines are silly. How's that?

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Dearest Mary -

You *are* very scary.

xoxo

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I am...very scary! Especially when dealing with morons.

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