Why the west was wild.
"It's the code of the west."
On western integrity
Man: "Should I shoot him in the back?"
Sheriff Hoke: "No! I want this to be a fair fight. I'll shoot him in the back."
On matrimony
Prudence: "Well, it was you that warmed it."
Belle: "Now that he's shown he's got some brains, I want that idiot back."
The Old Women watching Dingus.
Prudence: "Don't call me Miss Prudence. Call me Prudence, or Prude, for short, as they say. Though not for long."
Anna Hot Water: "Me tell lie?"
Dingus Magee: "It's the code of the West."
Hoke: "Finder's keepers, that's the code of the West, i'n'it?"
Prudence: "Call me Prude."
Hoke: "Like Hell!"
Hardin: "First, I'm gonna kill Dingus MaGee."
Hoke: "Can I watch?"
(This is posted for entertainment. Don't get upset.)
Dingus: "ooh, i shot myself! that will teach me to play with guns."
"We deal in lead, friend."
The soldier leaving the cathouse, when the girl handed him a rooster and says, "You forgot your cock!"
I loved this movie when I was 12, and it holds up pretty well really.