Cure for Autism: Forced lap wrestling.
Love?
You want to treat her Autism with love?
Silly woman, out of the room. Let Elvis show you how:
Just take the little girl and set her in your lap, see, then grab her arms, restrain her, and alternate between telling her "I love you" and "Now get really angry for me!"
See? It works. She's talking now. Just one treatment of all Elvis' "rage reduction" is all it takes!
...in other words, that was one of the freakiest things I've ever seen.
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