Favorite Quote


Mine is:

Walter Brennan: Deputy, last week he was shoveling horse sh.. he was working in the stables

DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK?

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Jason McCullough: Jake what did you do before I made you my deputy?
Jake: Well, I did odd jobs... for one thing, I was a Whore holder at Madame Orse's, uh, horse holder at Madame Orr's House.

Pa Danby: If that gun had gone off, it'd of blowed right up in my face.
Jason McCullough: Now it wouldn't have done my finger a hell of a lot of good either, would it? What can I do for you, Mr. Danby?


I may not agree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to disagree!

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I think that mine is "He stuck his finger in the end of your what?" Now just saying that without actually seeing what happened before in the previous scene blows it way out of context but I think it is hilarious regardless.

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Cardinal Ximinez

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Mayor: Well, I guess you know what you're doing.
Sheriff: I don't know what I could have said to give you that idea.

Best. Line. Ever.

I use this A LOT!

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I always crack up when I hear Bruce Dern say:

"Besides, he lies to you about whether or not your gun is loaded!"

And seeing Brennan look so confused, responding "He what?"

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Not so much a quote as the scene, in the gunfight, after the Sheriff goes to tell Prudy not to kill everyone.

He walks out, holds up one hand, and yells, "Now just hold it! Hold it right there!" Walks into the street, pauses, raises his hand to indicate that they should continue to wait, keeps walking to the other side of the street. Then he yells, "Okay, go ahead!" and dives for cover.

That's still one of the best scenes in any movie I've seen.

Strength and honor

Parkatola

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when Garner is unloading his gun, Dern's line reading of 'oh, that's funny...that's REAL funny' puts me on the floor

from howlingly funny in this, to one of the worst bad guys ever in 'The Cowboys'--Dern can do it all...


vaya con dios




'We all dream of being a child again - even the worst of us. Perhaps the worst most of all...'

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Keep in mind there isn't any bars on the cell doors or windows.....

Joe Danby: Pa, you always told me there wasn't a jail been built that could hold a Danby.
Pa Danby: Well, now they've built one!

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Funny, funny movie! Bruce Dern's lines always crack me up. Haven't seen the film in a while but I recall a scene where Joe Danby (Bruce Dern) refers to something as "Just plain dumb and stupid" and I always crack up at that.

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Yeah, I'm with you. That line cracked me up.

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Sheriff: "What a childish way for a man to make a living."

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Danby Son: "What could he do against the three of us?"
Pa Danby: "He could kill two of us."

Danby Son: "Pa, you always said that we Danby's always fight our own battles."
Pa Danby: "Maybe I was talking about another branch of the family."

Pa Danby: "Oh I forgot they don't use those words in the third grade."
Danby Son: "I never got that far in school."
Danby Son: "You remember all those years I was stuck in the second grade."

Here are many other quotes from the movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065051/quotes

You will have to copy and paste. You lazy S.O.B. (No url's for you.)

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My Signature Line:

Liberals kill with ABORTION.
Conservatives kill with the DEATH PENALTY.
I kill with those and WORDS.

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Here's another.

Sheriff (to Jake, who's coming back into the office from the jail cells): How's Joe?
Jake: Oh, he figures he's gonna be out of here and we're going to be dead about this time tomorrow.
Sheriff: Did he seem to feel any sorrow about the fact that we might all be killed?
Jake: No, it's more like he planned to dance and spit all over our graves.
Sheriff (sighing): Sounds like Joe.

Enjoy.

Strength and honor.

Parkatola

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Joe Danby when asked by Pa how he knew the bars were in too solid: "...'cause I helped set 'em in"

"Man-O-War started rattlin' yesterday and threw a kid on its head".

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Without a doubt Henry Morgan has the best lines in the whole movie -

Ollie: She takes after her dear departed mother
Jason: Her mother's dead is she?
Ollie: No She's just departed

(Giving Jason the Sheriff's Star)
Ollie: It's a little dented
Jason: It must have saved the last sheriff's life
Ollie: Well it would have, it it wasn't for all those other bullets flying in from everywhere"

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Jake: I used to be a Orr holder at Madame Horse's... I mean a horse holder at Madame Orr's.

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