PG-13?
If the PG-13 rating wasn't around before 1984, how is this film PG-13? Was it rated after the fact for the Don Knotts "Reluctant Hero" DVD Box set? And if so, why are the other three films (Ghost and Mr. Chicken, Reluctant Astronaut, and Shakiest Gun in the West) "UNRATED"?
Without duty, the world would be a much darker place.
Read it aloud.