things i jotted down when watching The Green Slime
Where's Bruce Willis?
Why is there water on this asteroid?
I am absolutely loving the cheese factor of this movie.
The digging machines are wobbling like plastic toys.
They find an extraterrestrial life-form and Halverson wants to bring it back and study it... Captain Jack says no and smashes it. What a d/ck.
Of course there has to be a love triangle in this one.
I can't help but laugh at a random 60's dance and music scene.
Jack is still a d/ck.
Crab tentacles.
How many times do you need to laser gun that thing?
If I were on that space station, I'd try and get in sick bay every day. The sick bay staff must have been hired by how they fit into their outfits. Perfect butt shots throughout movie. Two thumbs up for that.
When the alien enters the infirmary I lost it. Hilarious stuff.
JACK THROWS HIS HELMET AT THE ALIEN!
Aliens can teleport just as walkers do on TWD.
Rolling the beds down the hallway made me laugh. Don't ask me why. It was just funny as heck seeing them roll those mannequins in their beds down the hall.
The generator sounded like a hot air popper for popcorn.
The crash scene in the hallway that Halverson started is worth the price of admission. I cannot describe how over the top it is. You have to see it.
The green slime monsters CAN DRIVE the hallway transport.
The radio guy to headquarters was such a happy fellow in the scene when Jack asks him to contact headquarters. He's smiling like a 6 year old kid that just tasted chocolate for the first time.
I still hate Jack.
If Vince dies and Jack ends up with Lisa I have to downgrade this movie to svcking balls.
One of the sounds for the music they keep using is the one from the 50's cartoon "Tom and Jerry" the one where Jerry's uncle comes to town and plays and breaks his guitar. He has to pluck Tom's whiskers to use as a new string. The sound of him plucking the whisker and I also believe of him breaking the string are used in this.
The two of them jumping out of the space station and spinning away.
Why is the space station burning into flames?
I knew what I was going to see when I watched this movie. It didn't disappoint. I give it a solid 3/10.
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