Fav MST3K lines

"Oh dear god no! But the kids had cracked the crullers!" -Crow as Gamera ala Da'Bishop

"Hey! There's half a worm in here!" - Tom as Akio(?)

"That's hard to say." "Seems like it's pretty hard to dub, too." Dr. Shiga/Joel

"But my name is Kondo." "MASTER OF DARKNESS." Kondo (Cornjob)/Crow (as Kondo)

"That's Cathy Rigby in that suit." -Crow

"Ahh, a Northwest flight! The planes are beginning to look like the stewardesses!" -Tom

And of course, the great "Hello" and "Thank You" exchange.

Oh! "I'm Tom! Spank ME!" - Tom

-Seth

"Its michael stipe!"

"I dreamt of a big pool of scotch"

"My mother's donuts are a saint!"

Mom: "Behave, or I'll take away..."
Crow: "Your life."

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"You mean you like Robert Denvy?" mst3k

Servo:
"Let's watch the kids go to their fates
They'll disappear into the woods
It will be days before they're found
Cornjob will be blamed"

Crow:
"Why must we sing this stupid song
It's getting really annoying
We apologize for its lenght
We are filled with shame"

Joel:
"Now back to our show"

Children approach shaking plants.
LITTLE ASIAN GIRL: Maybe it's a spaceman.
A rabbit emerges.
CROW: Kill it, kill it! Kill it!

" Ill show her...one day ill grow up to break up the Beatles"

"Today is a god day to die"

"This looks like a job for cornjob."

"in space..no one can hear you spin"

"...hello. thank you..."

"boy this Ipecac is really tasty"

The bicycle song.

traffic accidents

If only she had listened to the gangster's words of wisdom.

The Bicycle Song