If they had REALLY been 'progressive'...
The two guys would have hooked up and the two women would have hooked up.
Natalie and Dyan would have been HOT.
I'm GAY - but I don't think Bob and Elliot would have been HOT (although for as much as I dislike HAIRY BACKS the fact that Elliot's character took so much time to make sure his breath smelled "sweet" would have been enough for me to find him attractive: HOT HAIRY "SWEET" GUY - YEAH BABY!!!)
"Don't call me 'honey', mac."
"Don't call me 'mac'... HONEY!"