Lemon Curry?


I like just randomly saying that and people have no clue what I'm talking about.

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Henri Bergson.

Make tea, not war.

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Anyway.



Enter my contest! I need help for a new signature! Maybe I'll choose yours and you'll win a cash prize!

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BURMA!


(sorry, I panicked)

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SEMPRINI?!



--
Grammar:
The difference between knowing your sh**
and knowing you're sh**.

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And the first question is for you, Karl Marx: "The Hammers" is the nickname of what English football team?

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Henri Bergson...?

Make tea, not war.

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Yes, that's near enough, I'll give you that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUxCCFfFIEw

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Full-frontal nudity? Not in this part of Esher.

Make tea, not war.

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I would tax the nude in my bed. No, not tax. What is the word? Oh - "welcome."


Ha, Ha! Caught you, Mildred!


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I'd bring back hanging and go into rope.

Make tea, not war.

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Speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows & orphans and go into South American Zinc.



But it's my only line!

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Oh, we are grande, aren't we? Thank you, your bleeding highness!

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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