His head looks like it's part lemon. I am part lemon, too, and have been doing some genealogy tracing lately. I wonder if it's possible that he could be my grand-brother three times removed. Just the other day I found out that I was related to a volleyball, so anything is possible.
Does anyone know? Or is he part cantaloupe?
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He's my uncle. And he's a grapefruit which is where I get my big pores from. No man will ever want to look at me, I'm hideous.
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Wretched Gretchen
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“To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible”
Well, dag-nabbit! I was hoping I could add him to my family lemon tree. I should have realized that he was a grapefruit, what with that ultra-large head and all.
I'm sorry about your condition, you pore thing. Being a grapefruit must be difficult. People are probably always coming at you with serrated spoons. When you were a teen, was your favorite song, "Pore some sugar on me"? Only jesting.
That's cool that he's your uncle. At family gatherings did he regale you with stories of his acting days? Did he have any secret trysts with Witchipoo?
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Sorry for it took me so long to get back to you. I didn't want to take a chance or even anything on us being interrupted so I went ahead and put every other user on IMDB on ignore so I won't be disfractifried. We, I mean we. Okay fine? There our alot of people on hear and it takes a lot of gumptions to find them all to. Do you think I'm justrified in being anxious again?
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Wrenched Gretchen
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“To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible”
Great-chin, you sound a little paranoid. That must have been some feat putting every single IMDB user on ignore just now. I know that LOTS of people will be joining in this thread, though, so it's best you whittled your viewing capabilities down to the two of us.
I noticed that you avoided my question. Are there some secrets about HR that you are trying to hide?? I mean, it's not like I asked about his haircut, his desire to sell a TARDIS or his nipples. I think there are other dark corners of IMDB for such things.
Let me try another less intrusive question. What is your last name, phone number, address and favorite past-time, Gretchen?
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Help. They found me. I'll see you in Lidsville LEMOOOONNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.......................................
“To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible”