need help with a song

havent seen this show since it was first on TV (and I loved it), one episode I remember was (I think) from the first season..the students were putting on a christmas pageant for the senior patients, and sang a hilarious parody of Green Grow the Rushes..the only line I can remember is :

two, two the lilly white boys
suffering from hemorrhoids

does anyone hav a copy with the complete lyrics they could print here