A new version? For real?
https://www.closerweekly.com/posts/the-brady-bunch-may-be-coming-back-to-tv-as-a-reboot/?fbclid=IwAR3NH6uazAE_lBgphvTxBt-iESAZo1TOefQrD_0IDncJpyEzi2LJShPb92A
I can just imagine how it will be:
Alice's "Sam" will now be "Samantha"
Carol will be a career woman
One kid will be "trans"
Oldest will be disrespectful
Parents will not discipline
What else?
Don't forget the one black kid who's either streetwise or smarter than the rest (Cousin Oliver)
One kid will be gay
Marcia will be a cam whore or doing porn on the side
Mike Brady will be gay living with HIV but "on the pill" with Truvada
I forgot - Mike will be shown as completely incompetent, as will the boys. Carol, Alice and the girls will be the only intelligent, capable people.
shareThis. Mike will be fired by Mr. Phillips after a Pound Me Too complaint from one of the women in the office who got denied a promotion. Mr. Phillips will see the error of his ways and give her her promotion. Marcia will get gang raped by several black guys, but she will testify on their behalf at the trial since she realizes her white privilege and how oppressed they have been for six billion years of white racism. Bobby will come home from school one day and tell Carol that he was uncomfortable with being lectured that America is a horrible country, after which Carol grounds him for a month and forces him to study Muslim culture until he admits that all countries and cultures are equal. While giving a performance at the Westdale High prom, Greg's band is canceled and forced to leave after attendees realize that all five members are cis white males. Peter is suspended from school for hate speech after he walks into a room of both males and females and says "what's up, guys, how's it going?", without using the proper pronouns to describe the several transgender students in the group.
shareForgot they'll also have an immigrant kid that one of the kids brought home to hide because INS is after him, they'll have a "special" episode where not all immigrants are bad people.
Greg or Bobby will convert to Islam and try and force the sisters to wear burqas and submit to Allah's will.
Don't forget to add that the immigrant kid will be here illegally and will repeatedly state how he "spits on this country" and will declare his loyalty to the country he "fled from" due to "oppression" there.
Anyone who objects will be portrayed as completely stupid and bigoted for saying he/she should go home if that is how they feel.
And don't forget Mike Brady's cousin Rabbi Moeshe Brady who will come and teach the family how despite being kicked out of 109 countries they are still good for running the world.
Also don't forget the controversial circumcision episode where Bobby gets a botched circumcision and ends up getting herpes when Rabbi Brady forgets to tell him he has herpes during the mohel.
YOU HAVE SOME UNRESOLVED ISSUES.
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