I've recently found an old idol and ever since then I've been really unlucky. Every time misfortune is about to occur, I hear something like maracas shaking. I've tried getting rid of it by throwing it away, but somehow it always shows up again. Are there any wise, old Hawaiians out there who can advise me on how to free myself of this apparent curse?
shareThe only way is to take the idol back to an ancient burial ground of old Hawaiian kings. Idol, bad, very bad. Make sure to bring some popcorn so you can leave a trail to find your way back.
shareThanks guys, it looks like it worked. And Vinnie P turned out to be a pretty nice guy after all. He just isn't too fond of people anymore because he finds them to be "self-absorbed bastards" (his words, not mine). I slipped out and went on home while he was in the middle of a long stretch of maniacal cackling.
shareGlad that worked out. Let's celebrate by having a laua and blow through a clamshell horn!
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