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OH YOU'RE NUTS THE PAIR O' YA!
its the american $h1thead who makes tricks with bricks

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Jeremy: Critic's voice, take your choice.
John: Steady on! I mean, you don't want to go showing your motor to just anybody.

That's all that comes to mind right now, but that movie has lots of cool one-liners.

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John:"Okay, on the beat. A one, a two, a three, a four, a five, a six..."
Ringo:"Hey. Why don't you make it three?"
John:"Oh, all right. On the beat of three. A one, a two, a three."

Lol! Love how they said it before Sgt. Pepper song came on.

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John: I'm led to believe that you're an extension of my personality.
John 2: Yes. I'm the alter-ego man.
John: Then I'm the ego man, goo goo g'joob.

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Here's a couple of my faves.

Chief Blue Meanie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... the hills are alive!
Max: [singing] ... WITH DE SOUND OF MUSIC!
Chief Blue Meanie: [Punches Max]
Who did it? Who is responsible for this?
Max: Rimsky-Korsakov?
[Chief Blue Meanie shoots him, Blue Menial #3 stomps him into ground]
Max: [Poking his head up from ground]
Guy Lombardo?


(After The Beatles defeat the Meanies) -
Chief Blue Meanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?
Max: Argentina?


"It's beyond the beyond!" - Pete Townshend

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"I'm a born lever puller"

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"Alright Booby, down the hatch."
"A thing of beauty, DESTROY IT FOREVER!"

Ahh, this film's hilarious xD

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Nothing is Beatle-proof!

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Rimsky Korsakoff, Guy Lombardo, and Argentina were my favorites. But here's another one.

Look, a school of whales.
They look a little old for school. University perhaps.
Mmm, University of Wales.


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Nevermind what I told you. I'm telling you. -- James Cagney

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Someone already mentioned Ringo's "I'm a born lever-puller," but my second favorite is..."The best laugh I've had since Pompeii!" from a Blue Meanie.

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Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever.
Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now.
Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born "Liver-pooler."


Jeremy: Yes! Ah, yes is a word with a glorious ring! A true universal utopious thing! Engenders embracing and chasing of blues, the very best word for the whole world to use

Ringo: Hey, Mr Boob! You can come with us if you like.
Jeremy: You... you mean you'd take a nowhere man?
Ringo: Yea, come on. We'll take you somewhere.


Lord Mayor: It's quite uncanny, your faces...
Paul: We're quite cute, really.
Lord Mayor: You could pass for the originals!
John: Well, we are the originals.

Paul: And do you speak English?
Jeremy: Old English, Middle, a dialect pure.
George: Well, do you speak English?
Jeremy: You know I'm not sure.
Ringo: He's so smart he doesn't even remember what he knows!


George: Hey! There's a Cyclops!
Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes.
John: Must be a "bicycle-ops" then.
Ringo: There's another one.
John: A whole "'cyclopedia"!


TOMORROW, THE WORLD!

I've got a hole in me pocket.


George: It's all in the mind.


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"I've got a Hole in me pocket"


When I was little, I found this line very funny and imaginative.

A "Hole" in a Pocket.

Then that very Hole freed the "Originals".


I love it.


In the End, Ringo still had a "hole" in his pocket.

I loved it.

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John: Jeremy
Paul: Hilary?
George: Boob?
Ringo: FUD (Ph.D)

Who is Mr. Stefan Drzewiecki?
-He is a handsome guy, a good guy...nice guy.

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"Here, pussy pussy"

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As someone posted in the "Quotes" section -
Chief Meanie: [confronting Jeremy] I think I'll tear him up into little pieces.
Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD.: Oh, he does, does he?
Chief Meanie: Yes, I think I'll make a blue burger out of him.
Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD.: I don't care what you think.
[tries to leave, but the Chief Meanie grabs him]
Chief Meanie: Oh, you don't, eh? We'll soon see about that!

I love how this infuriates the chief meanie.

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