Homely, my ass! Helen's wasn't bad either!

If there's one thing Ellen is not is homely (ugly). Especially with the big and attractive rear end she had when doing "The Horse In The Gray Flannel Suit." Her "big and attractive rear end" was the reason I saw the movie in the first place. As soon as I saw it, I thought that no other girl in Hollywood (not even Hayley Mills, even though I love her too) could hold a candle to it. I wanted to squeeze it so bad and to this day, I still do only now, I want to do more to it than just squeeze it. I know I'll never get a chance to do it since she's gone, but it's still a shame that I didn't get to know her during her hey day and before she died, because I wasn't even born yet.