"Petersen!" (SPOILERS)

Man, this movie stunk on ice. 5.6 isn't anywhere near low enough for this crapfest.

"Gee whiz, I just saw a lot of senseless death and destruction. That sure makes me change my mind about how useless this war is!" says the stupid reporter.

I could barely get through this piece of sh!t. Did the military order Hollywood to make some pro-war propaganda for them?

But I'm sure glad I stuck around until the end. All the telegraphed deaths throughout the movie were well worth it. The guy who had only one day until he got home. George Takei, who would see his home town, Hanoi, once again. Provo, who wondered about all the dead soldiers' names on every base and building.

But the best death of all was Petersen. There's 5 minutes left in the entire movie, and he volunteers to take point. Gee, I wonder if he's going to die? Hmmm, let me think about that for a minute. Oops, too late! He's dead!

Too bad that goddamned stupid kid didn't die. No, he had to grow up and become Short Round instead. And take absolutely no acting lessons in all those years.




I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.