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Favorite quotes from the MST3K version


-It all seems to be here.
Tom Servo: And I am a cartoon walrus.
Crow: If he had stolen a little less, I could see her a@# right now!
Mike: Wheel-a Fortuna!
Mike: Welcome aboard, Dr. Meacham.
(A reference to 'This Island Earth' and 'MST3K: The Movie')
Crow: MARIO Donen...RENZO Palmer...
Mike: You smell like a tire store.
Tom Servo: Ah, ha, my licorice suit held up well.
[Diabolik hugs Eva after the heist]
Crow: Thanks for helping me, Mom!
Mike: Mike Brady, World Headquarters.
Tom Servo: Wow, Luc Wallesa's rich!
Ginko: You're a diplomat? Look sophisticated.
Crow: Sophisticated, not gay!
[Diabolik is disguised as a limping, old guy, then he runs down a corridor]
Tom: Mein Fuhrer! I CAN WALK!
Crow: I'll do my own autopsy!

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reffering to the huge cave

Crow "He's probbably just renting the place

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boo hoo.

I'm sorry that MST3K ruined your opportunity to be an elitist with regards to this movie. Now people have heard of it, and you can't mention it and sound pretentious while talking about it, because someone already took the time to reveal how cheesy it is.

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Go back to youtube and stay there!!!

My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.

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"Just airin' out the little sizzler."

"What would you like for your birthday?"
"Preferably something non-penis."

"Whooping. Cranes."

"This will fool them unless they look at it."

"Did it really take this much to get some tail back in the '60s? I thought just a hi-fi would do it."

"Gentlemen, let's open our film with a 10-minute shot of a spinning radish."

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"I'm a Nazi, but I love color! What can I do?"

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About a goon playing poolside bodyguard in full business suit:

"He's wearing his tropical tweed."

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"Here's your laundry!"

When you go to Hell,tell 'em Ash sent you.

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To answer the direct question

movie: Is that stud coming?
Crow/Tom servo: Pardon?

"He who dies with the most prizes still dies."-Lucien Lacroix

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Dr. Strangelove references never miss.

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Mike: I'll take this picture with the LARGEST CAMERA IN THE WORLD.

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[Reporter giggles as he breathes in laughing gas]
Crow: AWESOME PRESS CONFERENCE, MAN!

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All these quotes prove just how staggeringly unfunny M.S.T.3.K. really was. The world is better off without it.

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Actually, the world would be NOT be better off without MST3K.

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Wisconsin KILLS speeders!

Get Ravi Shankar out of the living room.

I hurl my skinniness at you.

Parking spaces for seagulls (or something like that)

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I laughed every time Crow and Servo said something about the girl in a lustful way.

Like when she's topless under the machine and they're all like "Mike, can we get an infrared machine?" It's their delivery that makes me laugh. They're too funny.

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