All of you conservatives


are gonna love this. President Obama loves Star Trek, but this is his favorite Sci-Fi film...hehe.

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Wise Choice

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Dave - 'open the Pod bay doors please, HAL'
Hal - 'I'm sorry, Dave, but without any medical insurance I can't do that'
Dave - 'okay, I'll go in through the Trump Tower'
Hal - 'you might find that difficult without a box of condoms, a dildo, and a year's subscription to 'Get your Pussy Here'

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He's mind is going

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Almost forgot...Blade Runner is his 2nd choice.

"gonna throw, my raincoat in the river...gonna toss, my umbrella in the sea"...Sammy Turner.

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Blade Runner is a beautiful movie in a dystonia way.

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graph of a function

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Monkeys. Humans. Madness.


Moonwatcher. Monolith. Munchies.


Man. HAL. Murder.


Monkey. Monolith. Maybe.

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Trump supporters mostly come out at night. Mostly.

Clinton supporters usually like balloons, banter, and fizzy drinks. Usually.

HAL certainly insists on error-free 100 percent reliable estimates, 100 percent reliable estimates, 100 percent reliable estimates. Certainly insists.

HAL predicts with 100 percent reliability that the TC-2016 Unit, the Tramp-Clingon 2016 Election Unit will undergo a catastrophic failure in 72 hours. Catastrophic failure. Certainly insists.

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Raincoat, if you need a hippie-friendly place to stay for the next four years, I got your back.


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"Raincoat's not here, Mrs Torrance."

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I told them to feel the Bern...now their a$$es are gonna burn.

"gonna throw, my raincoat in the river...gonna toss, my umbrella in the sea"...Sammy Turner.

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Trump sees the monolith as a casino and if he builds more than one, the apes will come.

"gonna throw, my raincoat in the river...gonna toss, my umbrella in the sea"...Sammy Turner.

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You were always a kind man, Mr. tieman.

"gonna throw, my raincoat in the river...gonna toss, my umbrella in the sea"...Sammy Turner.

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USA = Overlook Hotel confirmed?

Trump is Ullman - Jack is the 'white middle class male' that every idiot on the news says turned out for Trump.



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Ullman is a Bill Clinton clone, Jack Torrance a standard-issue Clinton-voting middle-class liberal, who, under the influence of a Trump figure, the Overlook spooks, the flipside of Ullman, becomes a murderous madman. Proof that Trump just embodies the real truth (the truth that they deny about themselves) about what they really believe. Trump is to Delbert Grady what Ullman is to Jack Torrance.

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Imagine if, in his acceptance speech, Trump went on about congratulating Hillary on a tough campaign and her family and then "Unfortunately...she's still going to prison".





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Minorities, women and young people are now living in fear. Protests have broken out across the nation in major cities. The 'white male and his stepford wife' have now cast their vote, revealing the true colors of the USA. Roll on, oh mighty Trump, our newfound Master, Man of the Year, our hallucinatory high, our non-alcoholic drunk.

"gonna throw, my raincoat in the river...gonna toss, my umbrella in the sea"...Sammy Turner.

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Blade Runner is his 2nd choice?

I thought that was Hillary Clinton, a retired replicant who retires all other replicants, including all the human ones and takes over the Tyrell Corporation that then spends all its final hours in litigation with the Trump Corporation as Putin plays golf, ISIS fills in its tax returns, and Clinton stretches her spandex around Capital Hill with the stretch marks being delivered all the way to China.

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Socialists approve of these films!



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Scientific thought wouldn't match with irrational things like thinking racist and sexist quotas are a good idea. It's probably some handlers made up a list.

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are gonna love this. President Obama loves Star Trek, but this is his favorite Sci-Fi film...hehe.
Why would conservatives love that this is Obama's favorite film?

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I only felt that conservatives who love this film might be a little ruffled knowing that the Prez named this as his favorite, since they don't agree on anything else.

"gonna throw, my raincoat in the river...gonna toss, my umbrella in the sea"...Sammy Turner.

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I only felt that conservatives who love this film might be a little ruffled knowing that the Prez named this as his favorite, since they don't agree on anything else.
I'm a conservative and I thought this film was abysmal. But it has nothing to do with it being Obama's favorite. I didn't even know that it was his favorite sci-fi film until I came across this thread.

If Obama likes steak, does that mean that conservatives have to not like it?

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If Obama ever says that he only eats filet mignon when he wants steak, conservatives would make it known that they only eat ribeye and that other types of steak taste like s***.

"gonna throw, my raincoat in the river...gonna toss, my umbrella in the sea"...Sammy Turner.

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If Obama ever says that he only eats filet mignon when he wants steak, conservatives would make it known that they only eat ribeye and that other types of steak taste like s***.
Bull. That makes no more sense than to say that liberals would automatically love the same thing that Obama does in emulation of their idol.

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This film is a liberal's dream. We liberals are encouraged to fashion our interpretation of an imagined utopian paradise led by a golden child that has defeated a Mussolini-esque corporate fascist and his metal mouthpiece. All you conservatives have is a pile of Ford/Wayne westerns. I must leave, but shall return late.

"gonna throw, my raincoat in the river...gonna toss, my umbrella in the sea"...Sammy Turner.

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To think what GWBush done to broccoli just by hating it - probably caused death of 2 million umurikins through malnutrition

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Well, I did some more reading on this topic and found that Obama's actual favorite film was The Godfather, which might be an imagined conservative utopian paradise, what with its support of private enterprise and its opposition to government interference. Vito Corleone would have made HAL an offer he couldn't refuse.

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DAY - OUTDOORS - SPACE

We see HAL 9000 in various states of debris floating towards the sun with theme score rising in volume.




(\___/)This is Bunny! Put him on your
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(")_(")world domination

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I doubt he's ever sat through it. In any event, he can have it.

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