You're a modern!
Oh Muzzy, I'm so mixed up, so confused!
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I have something for you! A nice California apple. Go on, bite it! I bet it's juuu-icy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKqQgNZylLw
Millie has such a big, warm family.
Do you have such a big, warm family, Miss Dorothy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKqQgNZylLw
I was passing the hotel, just killin' time, when I heard your snappy music.
Do you know anyone here?
Sure, you. Dance?
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He's fresh as paint!
Oh, he's just full of applesauce!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKqQgNZylLw
These rich people will nickel and dime you to death!
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How long have you lived here, Millie?
You look sort of 'lived-in.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKqQgNZylLw
Sad to be all alone in the world...
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In the Ritz elevator all you do is go up and down.
Can I help you?
You sure couldn't hurt, by Jingo!
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Dilmount, telephone is business equipment in this office! Not a backyard fence to gossip over!
Like a squirrel. Storing the nuts of life.
(If that's not a double-entendre, I don't know *what* is!)
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^^hehehe^^
At the very gates of real society in a plaid dress!
Ding, foo!
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Rhazzzzz-berries!
Esas son las bolas, señora!
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Sing, L'Chaiyam! Sing, L'Chaiyam!
It's Jewish!
BITCH!
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Oh, Miss Dorothy!!!
Gee, I wish my fronts weren't so full...they sure ruin the line of your beads.
Po Hee.
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This is a middle-class hotel, isn't it?
*Gasp!*
Strong spirits!
Not *strong* enough!
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My daddy was a ragtime trombone player
My mommy was a ragtime cabaret-er...
Why, Mrs. Van Hossmere is so glamorous and gay!
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...Mrs. Meers, the only thing producers want to do with me is take liberties!
Sinful!
Why is it that Rich Girls are always flat-chested?
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Ain't everyday you meet a Vanderbilt and a Rockefeller!
Forget about the boy, Dillmount. Get yourself a Canary.
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Forget about the canary, Dilmount. Get yourself a man!
I'd love to know a man's opinion about Rudolph Valentino... you see, in The Sheik, he takes Agnes Ayres by brute force, and she liked it. Oh, yes, she liked it very much... what do you think about brute force, mhhm?
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Well, now what do we have here?
Corky! The ace of hearts!
Love is very, very near!
Broadway doesn't go for boooooze and dope!
Why, Judith Tremayne! Fancy meeting you here!
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Ethel Pease just checked out.
Broadway doesn't go for boooooze and dope!
Toss your curls and your cares away!
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Oh, pook!
Broadway doesn't go for boooooze and dope!
MILLIE: [cocking her head, furrowing her brow and staring at the camera right in the eye]
He may be a rounder, but he *really* cares for her.
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Oh, don't look back...bite it!
Broadway doesn't go for boooooze and dope!
Sweet mystery of life at last I've found youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....
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Mrs. Meers certainly insists on a snowy wash!
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Bolt the door, take off your things, and let's have a sample.
He said it's all in your head, and I said, so's everything--
But he didnt get it.