Things I learned from The Shuttered Room
Although this is nice memorable film from my childhood, I couldn't resist poking a bit of fun at it. There are some great lessons to be learned from watching this film:
If a bunch of backwoods yokels try to run your car off the road and ram your back bumper with their truck, just keep driving. Shortly thereafter, you can have a nice conversation with them.
Gravel surfing is easy.
If you've just turned 21, marry a man old enough to be your father. He will be worldly and have a really cool car.
Nylons in New York City cost $10 a pair.
Falcons make good house pets.
Don't worry about needing a place to spend the night, just crash in an abandoned, run-down, cobweb infested mill.
Always lock your car or someone will steal your nylons.
It is possible to scratch someone to death.
A karate chop to the side of the neck will knock out a man.
If a group of men have attempted to rape your wife, give one of them a lift in your car.
You can prevent a man from raping you if you show him your boobs.
You will temporarily become possessed if you set your sibling's room on fire.