Favorite MST3K lines
When wathing a movie on the girls back:
Servo: You know if that were William Condrad he could watch a letterbox version.
Crow: If he want to change the channel, does he get another girl?
Joel: I was gonna press pause but...nah.
Crow: Now showing on my back, Morgan Stewarts Coming Home at 2, 4, 6 and 8.
Crow: What's Moneypenny doing there? Isn't that a conflict of interest?
Joel: He's hardly Sean I realize, but he comes cheap.
Cunningham: This is beginning to look pretty serious.
Servo: We better bring Sean in.
Cunningham: That's an order Doctor.
Servo: Yes, well kiss my white Scottish arse.
Cunningham: Come on Doctor, you have a plane to catch.
Neil hitting on a girl: Just a second, there's a reward I must collect.
Crow: Remember your name is NEIL Connery...now get in the plane.
Servo: Operation Double Double 0 Hee Haw
Thair: Will you excuse me for a minute?
Joel: I've been advised I look rediculous.
Thair: I have an important annoucement to make..
Joel: I'm Rue McClanahan.
Maya: You read too many novels by Flemming.
Crow: Jerry Flemming Ian's brother.
Thair: Alternate Vibrators?
Voice: Alternate Vibrators inserted
Crow: HEY...you can't say that.
Crow: Mmmm...what would my brother do?
Cunningham: HELLO...HELLO
Joel: I don't know you say goodbye, I say hello.
Cunningham: We've been cut off.
Crow: Well...I'm not calling HER back.
Cunningham: I'm wondering....
Servo: What do the simple folk do?
Servo: Come on you guys, it's Neil Connery. You should be able to get him.
Franco: Here, take this.
Joel: My grandma gave it to me.
Franco: It's an Anti Magnetic..
Crow: THING
Neil: Can I set the dial?
Franco: Of course you can. Go ahead, we'll cover you
Servo: OK, we'll meet you there.
Joel: It's the Elmer Fudd brigade.
Crow: This is your last chance for whitty remark.
Joel: Well, it's a perfect setup for whitty remark, come on. I mean...
Servo: Come on Doctor. It's no good if you don't retort. Can be anything. Can be about my nose or my stupid aligator suite, ANYTHING.
Servo: Prepare to meet Kali's brother. Near hell.
When Neil hypnotises Cunningham
Cunningham: Yes of course. I must return to London immediately.
Joel: I'm a famous lounge singer.
Crow: I'm Mrs. Norman Maine.
Crow: Ah, this is the part my brother told me about.
Servo: Y..yes I should take my own life. Yes.
Crow: Angel of death....high powered rifle....triangulated crossfire.
Joel: We're having fun at his expense, it's fun.