Best MST3K lines?


Crow: What country does this take place in?
Mike: Europe.

Crow: On behalf of the Ugly Europeans Society, we applaud you!

(on the toy submarine and helicopter scene)
Mike: Ah, the ocean is nice on this side of the tub
Crow: Special effects by Billy!

Crow: It's the annual running of the secret agents in Pamplona!

Crow: It was an interesting choice not to have any suspense in this movie.

Mike: Oh no,one of the three tenors is dead!

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When the Death Ray is first revealed: “Yes it’s phallic! Why wouldn’t it be!?”

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