What Have We Learned from Mad Monster Party?
Mad Monster Party is a classic, and like most classic films, can teach the viewer valuable lessons. So let's reflect on what Uncle Boris, the Monster, the Monster's Mate and the whole gang have taught us:
- A formula which can obliterate all matter won't even scratch the glass vial that encases it
- Veeblefetzers don't sell
- A girl whose hated you since you arrived will instantly fall in love with you if you smack her in the face
- The Isle of Evil spontaneously changes size if you're a certain length from it
- The Wright brothers were really named Von Frankenstein
- The person you least suspect is really a machine
- Giant gorillas travel by sea
- Dracula was the original Batman
- Frankenstein's monster's real name is Fang, and he's hen-pecked
- Upon closer inspection, the sea is made of plastic
- Once an entire island is exploded, it's a good idea to ask if you closed the windows in your room prior to the explosion.