SAMURAI REBELLION in a nutshell...

Toshiro Mifune: I consider it a badge of honor that I serve my lord faithfully.
Feudal Lord: Your son has to marry one of my impertinent mistresses.
Toshiro Mifune: Do we have to?
Feudal Lord: YES.
Toshiro Mifune: Ugh. Fine.
Yoko Tsukasa: Uh, hi.
Family: *grumbles*
Mifune's Son: Hey, Dad. My wife is actually pretty rockin'.
Toshiro Mifune: She is, isn't she? I'm glad this worked out.
Mifune's Son: Me too.
Feudal Lord: Whoops. Want my bitch back.
Toshiro Mifune: NANI?! ("What?!")
Feudal Lord: Now.
Yoko Tsukasa: I don't want to go back. I love my new family.
Family: And we love you.
Feudal Lord: Too bad. Step and fetch, bitch.
Toshiro Mifune: Uh, no.
Feudal Lord: Impertinence, eh? I'll take your head.
Toshiro Mifune: Come at me, bro.

Yep.