What I learned from H.T.H:
1. Hoodlums don't always wear leather jackets and chains. Sometime they wear tucked-in, button-down, short-sleeve oxfords and penny loafers.
2. Good girls sometimes wear lots of eyeliner and Elvira-style hairdo's.
3. Bad girls sometime wear their hair like Doris Day or Marlo Thomas.
4. Anyone wearing a midriff is bad.
5. Mom and Dad don't always know best. Sometimes your creepy little brother does.
6. Any of the following emotions can be conveyed by a grimacing, constipated look:
Fear
Anger
Arousal
Rejection
Frustration
Pain
Joy
7. Annoying kids and nagging girlfriends are OK to pimp slap.
8. Drinking and driving is bad. Even if you're only drinking root beer.
9. Nothing good ever happens at a motel in the desert. (Also see: Psycho, Motel Hell, The Hitcher, The Grifters, etc....)