Best MST3K lines


[Three men and a dog sit in a convertible]
Tom: Don Fido is upset!

Tom: Meanwhile, in outer space!

Joel: Meanwhile, in a Barbara Feldon movie...

Crow: The Ginzu Switchblade!

Tom: Ew! Ross hagen!

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[Ross Hagen taking off his leather jacket before being possibly dragged behind a riding lawn mower or something] "Oh, good thinking, Ross! You wouldn't want anything thick and leathery between you and the road."

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There was one quote about Was Not Was. Can't remember. But it was funny.

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That was Servo's "meaningless pop-culture reference". I didn't get it.

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Obviously you've never had a colorectal exam.

What is the sound an imploding pimp makes?

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Is that something I should feel bad about?

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In time all will be revealed.

What is the sound an imploding pimp makes?

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It's not like him to go off and die like that.

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When the mobster is about to shoot the cop with the rifle as he pulls the bolt level back:

"Found this in a warehouse in Dallas, hope it works".

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Joel: I wonder why they didn’t bury him in a sidecar. You know they’re bikers

Servo: It’s a Rorschach test isn’t it? What do you see?
Joel: Uh, I see a dismal film ahead

Joel: (as Mr. Adrian) It’s me the director again. I use Vitalis

Servo: Hey he’s the guy from the beginning of the film. Detective Plot Point

Servo: Steve’s dead now. From here on in Steve’s death will be represented by the oboe

Servo: It’s not like Steve to run off and die

Crow: What the heck are they saying? It’s like he’s speaking in an ancient tongue

Joel: Hey it’s the Doublemint Twins!
Crow: And one’s already been chewed

Crow: They look as confused by the film as we are

Servo: 300 ccs of hi-test padding!

Joel: (as Monte) And that’s for putting me in the movie!

"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

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