Things I've learned from Navajo Joe

- A quick stab to the abdomen causes instantaneous death.

- Indians could drive steam engines.

- It's a doctor's duty to convey messages from one town to another.

- An Indian scalp will set you back $1.00.

- Corkscrews are for sissy-men. Just snap the top off the bottle with your thumb.

- If your father, and his father before him, and his father before him, were born in America you're entitled to become a sherrif.

- Indian women in the old West wore 1960's style eye make-up and spoke with thick Italian accents.

- Corpses blink.

- Never, ever call a young boy a "bastard"!



-Níl aon scáileán mar do scáileán féin.-