Mike: They used "Hee Haw" font.
Tom Servo: Michael Collins? So everything just blows up?
Mike: That was me...1983. [refering to a guitar player]
Tom: She just xeroxed her expression and taped it to her face!
Crow: Robert Bloch...the writer's block!
Actually I have to say that the funniest MST part for me was when the main dude comes to the farm. He's walking towards the front door and there is a duck crossing whereupon he flips his arms up out of nowhere and goes "waaaaaaaaah!" and then just proceeds to walk in the door like nothing happened.
My Collection: http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=11097838
"The dog's meat. Have you seen it?"
"Would you like a glass of cigarettes?"
"Ah, has the hate gone out of our marriage?"
"And I'm hot for some reason."
"I was hoping to ride a bee later, but oh well."
"Thank you for rubbing your hands with this delicious beef tallow."
"Christopher Robin embarks on a diabolical plan to kill Pooh."
"Look. They're growing Bill the Cat."
"I have to change the storm windows."
They named every bee? This is gonna take forever!
Lilacs, we have lilacs, this is not a drill.
Ralph, you in there? You got a phone call.
It's not bad enough you're gonna eat me, now I have to answer your calls? Yeah, anytime bub.
Ah a bear!
We're going to that spider farm tomorrow.
I'll just wipe this on my designer frock.
Sure they hate each other but the sex is great.
I'm manfred, you've heard of my earth band?
What do you think bow-tie?
Hey the BIRDS! Not B-Y-R-D birds.
Objection, stupid hat!
Is there a credit for Guy at the end?
Hello, I'm here for the movie, am I late?
Dressed for her shift at perkins.
Cathy Lee Gifford arrives to see the dog's meat.
Oh sure movie, kill the cute dog.
It's our love making night.
I'm so tired...and hot apparently.
I don't care!
A lonely middle aged man, and he's drinking.
*revive*
Haven't even see all of it yet, but just reading these makes me laugh. You gotta love that show.
I don't.
I don't.
MST3K's Riffing of Bees is awesome.
Many of the good ones are already listed, but I like a few other such as
-"Let's all wish them the very best on their upcoming tour in America!" "...should they ever get one"
-Making shooting noises when the movie shows the cameras at the beginning
-"I don't wanna be a Worker Bee, I want to be an upper management bee" or something like that.
-The constant mumbling whenever Manbrow (Or what his name was again) speaks, and all those silly flashbacks. ("That was three minutes ago!"
Crow: Christopher Robin decided on a diabolical plan to kill Pooh
Crow: They named every bee. This is gonna take forever
Mike: There’s me, 1982
Vicki: (singing) Stop the music
Servo: Now that’s good advice
Servo: The songwriter shot her!
David: Do you want to see her about something special?
Crow: Naked cricket
Crow: Kathy Lee Gifford arrives to see the dog’s meat
Doris: The bathroom is up here
Vicki: The bathroom
Crow: (as Doris) Yes you put your business in there and then you pull the chain
Crow: (as the dog) Hey an inflatable girl, alright!
Crow: (as Mrs. Hargrove) Why didn’t I marry a cigarette?
Mike: (as Mrs. Hargrove) My agent is nicotine
Vicki: What a beautiful room!
Servo: (as Vicki) Did you paint it with your own blood?
Mike: He takes his pudding intravenously
Servo: (as Mr. Hargrove) I can’t believe all this blood came out of that one turnip
Crow: The chickens must all be scared. Ozzy Osbourne’s gonna show up later
Mike: (as Mrs. Hargrove) Would you like a glass of cigarettes?
Crowp: (as one of the bees) Come on guys! We’re supposed to be deadly! We haven’t done squat!
Mike: Appeal to your audience. Kill the cute dog
Mike: Wow look at her go. I didn’t realize cigarettes had so many vitamins
Doris: Goodnight, Mrs. Hargrove
Mike: Starring John Hurt as Mrs. Hargrove
Manfred: A few dead bees
Mike: Starring Tom Cruise
Crow: The bees are trying to pirate cable
Crow: (as Mr. Hargrove) Objection! Stupid hat!
Insp. Thompson: Mr. Hargrove, would you take the chair please
Servo: (as Mr. Hargrove) Don’t you need it for the rest of the inquest?
Mike: This movie objectifies bras
Mike: (as the dog) Avenge me! Rawf!
Crow: This is a movie that has everything...all wrong
Crow: Hey it’s non-descript Spice
Servo: Killer cookie crumbs!
Servo: Kiss your what, sir?
Servo: Up my what, sir?
Servo: Take a flying what, sir?
Crow: (as Mr. Hargrove) If you’re looking for her panties, I’m already wearing the good ones
Mike: (as Manfred) Yes, that’s right, get that book, bend over to get it. Yeah!
Crow: The flashback is as long as the movie should have been
Mike: This Tommy Chong in a can will take care of it
Manfred: I’ve made this...
Crow: (as Manfred) Movie really hard to watch
Mike: (as Man in Bowler Hat) Hello, I’m here for the movie. Am I late?
Servo: So, um, what do think the message of the movie was?
Crow: Don’t watch it
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
Hargrove looks into his study at Vicki through the window: "I'm hoping to see myself naked."
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