Craptacular personified

Am watching this on Comet TV and if i didn't know better, I'd swear the outdoor scenes were shot with a Kodak Instamatic movie camera. I've seen photos in family albums with better composition and lighting. Seriously, what professional cameraman, director or director of photography shoots a backlit subject without a source of filler light? It surprises me they remembered to remove the lens cap...too bad they did as that would be been an improvement.

For some reason I'm smelling stale drive-in popcorn thats been ground into the rear carpet of a '68 Chevelle. Blecch

Oh, this bit is directed at the Comet TV programmers: if I see one more repeat of Solarbabies then...well, suffice it to say that it won't be pretty.