Best MST3K lines?


Crow (on Batwoman): She's got a bike rack in the front

(when a guy is looking at one of the Batgirls boobs)
Crow: My mother had a pair of those!

Crow: Hey, Hitler! We want to order over here!

(Batgirls dancing with guns)
Mike: Now this is how the NRA want the world to look.

(after the scene with the ghost speaking "chinese")
Mike: To every asian and every human being, we apologize for that scene

(when the Batgirl is being dragged by a leash)
Crow: To me, that leash screams bad relationship.
Crow: The first year of bondage is the hardest.
Batgirl: I'm scared
Mike: Have sex with me

(in the Mole People scene)
Mike: Hey you got your Mole People on my Batwoman.
Crow: You got your Batwoman on my Mole People!!

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You know, that may not really be Chinese.

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