Fabian Stinks!


Thank God the pathetic Fabian is out of this film quickly. As it is, it's hard for the movie to recover from the depths to which his ludicrous performance sinks it. People have criticized Mischa Auer in the original, but he's Laurence Olivier compared to this untalented goon. Daliah Lavi is right behind him. Half the time she's unintelligible, and the other half, she's emoting like she's in a bad regional theater production. And who the hell picked the completly inappropriate music? These are the same folks who did the Miss Marple films, and aside from the wonderful Margaret Rutherford, these films failed to capture Christie. Very flat and silly. This one at least holds your interest, but cannot compare at all to Rene Clair's brilliant 1945 version. Good thing those British stalwarts are in this, they raise it to a higher level of entertainment. And of course Hugh O'brien looks great shirtless! That counts for something!

reply

[deleted]

Cluedokid, I think Stanley Holloway is my favorite as well: "Jay Hossefett, what's that??!!" The two leads are dreadfully boring and I agree that what's-her-name is awful as the Emily Brent character. When I was little I always liked the maid, with her screaming and flailing about. Probably because she reminded me of Mrs. Peacock. ;-)

And could this be the same cluedokid from the artofmurder???

reply

[deleted]

[deleted]

He really does.
But, DAMN! he was SO handsome.
I wished O'Brian were removing his shirt to slide into bed with HIM instead of Easton.
But I'm sick and twisted that way.

reply