Remake?!?!one


I heard they are doing a remake of this.
Vin Diesel, Keanu Reeves, Denzel Washington, Halle Berry, Paris Hilton, and Jennifer Lopez are set to star!
I know, half of them are women, but society isn't as sexist anymore.
Should be good!!

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Vin Diesel is too crap to be in anything related to David Lynch. Paris Hilton, why the hell is she even famous? Coz her dad owns Hilton Hotels? She's a fish!

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P.S I know you're joking, before you come in and say I wasn't, lol.

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No dude he was dead serious. I heard that Edgar J. Hoover and Ho Chi Minh are set to star as well! Perhaps even Mahareshi Mahesh Yogi will make a cameo appearence as Jerome that crack dealing midget who talks backwards and sings the super fly theme song!

WATCH "I WAS A TEENAGE ZOMBIE" Excellent B horror/comedy!

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