My copy of rare Breed stolen When I was sLepping

I was sleeping the other afternoon and i awokened to my missing Rare Breed beta tape. I still have the laserdisk and the dvd and vhs copy as well as the film reel and viewmaster dikss but the beta tape is gone from my collection kabinet.

obviuslky i am not pleased. so i blamed my girlfriend emily browning whos been really annoying lately telling me we should watch her jim carrey movie on dvd instead of rare breed, but i turn her down every time. theres definitely a guy who looked like ewan mcgregor who was in my house from one angle he looked like him anyway and he could have been the one. i don't know why hes was in my house at all but he was there and he had soot on him because he was doing something with my chimney. alot of birds and swuirrels die in there. i checked the chimney and my beta tape isnt in their ether. i think this trainspotting guy stole the beta tape and he will probably send a ransom note ins cottiish because hes from scotland. i will pay any price.

i might sell some of my girlfriends dvds to start a ransom fund so please check out our auctchuns on ebay.

has this happened to anyobne else?

This happened to Ernest in Ernest Rides again when he steals a canon.